Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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