Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?