People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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