she woke up with a sticky ear
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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