I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
