Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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