Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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