i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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