ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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