so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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