Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
