Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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