I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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