She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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