theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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