Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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