Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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