omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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