I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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