hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We named our party play list daddy issues
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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