I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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