I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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