Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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