if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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