did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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