I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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