There is no way he is gay with that hair.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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