I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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