pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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