I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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