i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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