I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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