Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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