well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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