Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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