it hurts more in the daytime
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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