dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Just pee around me
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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