stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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