no you cant smoke seaweed
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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