That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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