I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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