is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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