Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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