is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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