you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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