I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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