Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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