OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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