i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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