Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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