You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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