i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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