What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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