Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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