is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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