He is an equal opportunity slut.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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